Wow, this kid Billius is ridiculous. Really? A house elf uprising? Is this 1436? That would never happen today.
Wow, Heddul is here. I should of figured, I could smell your perfume.
It’s cologne, Billius. Men wear it. And why should it matter to you if I prefer smelling like a girl rather than like mud? *look that implies Billius smells like mud*